Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Thankful
Now, that's professional.
Every year at conferences, John brings the kids to visit in the last hour of the first night (when we rarely have anyone.) He comes bearing Peppermint Hot Chocolate and I get to see the smiling faces of my family. The smiling faces that I haven't seen in just about forever, it seems. It's a fun tradition.
Last night, they showed up just a minute before the family of one of my students. So I shooed them all away and began to conference with the family. The girl is a great kid, so mostly I just sang her praises. Pretty soon, I felt a linebacker-style tackle from behind. Oompf! And heard with a giggle, "I wuv you, mommy!" Abby had snuck away from John--have I mentioned how stealthy that girl is?--and come to "greet" me. And have I mentioned that she was wearing the classic little girl ballet outfit (pink leotard and pink tights with some awful print underwear hanging out of the bottom) with tennis shoes? And that at some point, she had taken out her ballet bun and was left with Abby's own special puffy lion mane style? Luckily the family thought it was really funny and wanted to know all about her ballet classes. It seems that Abby at least had the sense to interrupt the conference with the family of a girl who has been dancing for 8 years. Which gave me a minute of meaningless conversation to collect myself and John a minute to retrieve little Miss NaughtyPants.
I may be a professional woman, but apparently Abby hasn't gotten that memo. . . .
Friday, November 21, 2008
Nine Random Things
2) I get to go to TWILIGHT tomorrow. Yes, I know that it's anti-feminism and probably a secret method of conversion to the Mormon church. I know that it's silly and written for eighth grade girls. And probaly immature ones at that. But here's the thing. I really, REALLY loved the books. They didn't require any deep thought and made me just want to read, read, read. There are worse things than Twilight. Ever seen any show produced by VH1? Or the E!network?
3) Carter made a little present for Abby and brought it to her this morning. My favorite thing is that he made one for himself and wrapped it up too. And was totally delighted to open the present he had made for himself. Sooooo cute. A cute conversation:
Carter (whispering): Allison, I make Abby a tootie.
Me: A cookie?
Carter: A TOOTIE.
Abby: You made me a tootie?
Carter: Yes. It's a surprise.
Me: When did you make them?
Carter: With Nana. Nana and Tarter make tooties.
Abby: I LOVE surprise tooties!
Carter: Shhh. It's a surprise.
(At home, opening them)
Me: Are you ready to open your surprise cookies?
Carter: There are tookies?
Me: In the bags?
Carter: What bag?
Me: The present bags?
Carter: No, that surprise TOOTIE.
Me (more than a little confused): Oh, well open them up!
Abby: Look at my surprise tootie mommy!
Me: Oh, it's a turkey.
Abby, shaking her head at me: Oh, mommy.
Translation: You are a moron. We have been saying that they're turkeys for the last ten minutes. Weren't you even paying attention??
Carter: Where the tookies??
Nice work, me.
4) I seem to have lost my camera. I guess I know where my Christmas money is going. . .
5) My house is being eaten by laundry. And toys. And a dog kennel. Soon, there will be nothing left except laundry. And toys. And a dog kennel. And, of course, the ever-present fall leaves that are magically transported into the house in disturbingly large amounts.
6) I asked Abby last night what she wants to ask Santa for last night. Her reply? Makeup. Lots of makeup. I told her that she could ask Santa for lipgloss and nail polish. She looked at me a long minute and then said, "No, Mommy. I want make-up. For my eyes." Great.
7) James knows his whole alphabet. (except, randomly, the letter V. But he did know that it went with volcano.) Plus also, he apparently knows the names of the letters in Spanish. Who knew. And also he knows the sounds the letter make. Finally. Thanks kindergarten. You're my hero.
8) This morning at breakfast, Josh and Diana were discussing a play they are in. They were practicing their lines (in Spanish, with really great accents!) and suddenly, Josh said: "Are you coming, Mom?" I asked when it would be performed. "At 12:15 and 1:00." That's when I am at work, but sometimes I can figure something out. I asked which day they would perform it. "Oh, today. Oops. Sorry, Mom." That boy. He kills me.
9) Only one week until the Christmas season officially begins!!!!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
A friend!!
When my friend Sarri decided to take a two month half time sub job, I offered to take her youngest while she works. Thankfully for Abby, she decided that would work for them too. We have had such a great time with little Carter (and Judy's Miss Molly on a few days too!)
Today, I needed to go get plates for a school function tonight (more on that later,) so I decided to go to Wal-Mart to get a few things after dropping the five big kids off at school. On the way, we had to drive past Starbucks. (OK, since I know most people who read here know that Starbucks in not exactly on the way from the school to Wal-Mart, I better tell the truth. . . I took a roundabout way to go past Starbucks.) So, of course since it was "on the way," we stopped. Milk boxes for the little ones and a Caramel Apple Spice for me. And yes, it did come in a Christmas cup. Abby said, "Hey Tarter! Do wanna sit in the poosy chairs?" I had to do a double take, but she did mean the poofy chairs, not some sort of adult video store creation. We sat at Starbuck's enjoying being there until the kids made a move to start jumping on the poosy chairs--obviously my cue to leave!
They were so good at Wal-Mart that we just wandered the aisles, looking at the "blah-blah-tween socks" (Lightening McQueen stocking--I never did hear exactly how Carter said that one!) and the "Hannah School Musical" stuff and the (OMG!!) Bawbie Dimon Tastle (Barbie Diamond Castle, which sadly Abby will NOT be receiving for Christmas. Anybody read that book? Blech.) We came home with two bottles of nail polish (a seriously ugly brown for Abby's fingers and a 'parkly green for Carter's toes) and the promise to paint as soon as we got home.
It is so fun for Abby to have a friend to hang out with. I can tell that she feels like the world is back on its axis to have kids(!) at our house in the morning. And don't tell Sarri and Judy, but I should probably be paying them for the all the fun that Abby is having!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
ER should have a warning label. . . .
I have seen every episode of ER. It's been on since color TV was invented. Well, maybe not, but it seems like it sometimes. Kind of the whole point of it is drama, drama, drama. Scary medical scene--some people live, some people die. Viewer beware. I get that.
(The rest of this post will only make sense if you have read the previous two posts. So, go ahead. Pause and go back and read them. You know you want to. . . .)
HOWEVER, did anyone see tonight's episode? Since I know that I may be the last person on earth who still watches it, here is a synopsis (Hey, Mom and Judy--spoiler alert): Some other stuff was going on, but there is this new mean chief of the ER and you can totally tell that she has some tragic back story. They have been unashamedly foreshadowing it for weeks. Her back story unfolded throughout the episode. Her five year old was acting strangely, and she thought it was nothing. They didn't take him to the doctor right away because she thought it was no big deal. Sound familiar? Then, finally, when he got to the hospital, guess what he had? A STROKE. Yep. And guess why? Because he had LEUKEMIA. No, I am not even kidding. Then, he died. Just like that.
So guess who will have puffy eyes at work tomorrow?
A warning system would only be fair to those people who have kept watching even after they have sobbed through the episode where Dr. Green totally killed that pregnant lady. And how about the one where Ray Liotta (even grosser and creepier than usual) dies? And the one where the totally healthy guy comes in for a headache or something and ends up with leukemia and dies before he can leave the hospital? Or the one where Dr. Green dies from brain cancer and they play that Somewhere Over the Rainbow song? Don't you think they owe me--I mean--those people something?? I should boycott that stupid show. Except that it's awesome. And I learn a lot of medical words from it.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Dr. Allison, MD
I need therapy. In a bad way.
This morning, before my alarm could even have the chance to go off, I heard screaming coming from the boys' room. At first, it didn't sink in. Then I heard Josh yell, "James! James!" He sounded really scared (not a particularly unusual happening) so I bolted out of bed. James was lying in his bed screaming--the "I'm really, really hurt, or at least I think I am" scream.
Try as I might, I could not get him to tell me what was wrong. He seemed really scared--something that is an unusual happening. He was lying face down, screaming. I kept asking him to move or talk. . . nothing. Finally, when he did start talking, I couldn't even understand him. The words were coming out all slurred. I sat him up and brought him a cup of water, which he basically dumped all over himself. And here is why I need a skilled therapist: I managed to convince myself he had had a stroke. To be fair, he was slurring his words and didn't seem to be able to drink, and he was drooling. A lot. (Hmmm. Isn't denial and justification of mental problems just another sign of mental problems?)
While I tried to remember if you are supposed to move stroke patients and how long you have to get them to the hospital (you know, so I could decide whether he needed an ambulance or just a car ride to the ER,) he kind of snapped out of it. He told me he was wet (um, duh, you just dumped an entire cup of water in your lap, buddy. Hey, and guess what? Since you were on my lap, I'm wet TOO) and stood up for me to help him change. He still seemed a bit disoriented, but after a few minutes, he was back to his old self. I don't think that happens when you have a stroke. Um, yeah. Because he didn't have a stroke. Because he is a healthy five year old.
Once my adrenaline stopped pumping, and I could see that he was OK, I realized that a nightmare seems a lot more likely. He was probably not all the way awake--maybe he even had a night terror. A stroke? The most unlikely possibility. So did I rush over to e-mail the doctor for reassurance? You better believe it!
PS I haven't heard back from the doctor. If it was a stroke, you are all going to feel bad for calling me a nut case in your minds. . . .
Friday, November 7, 2008
Hey goose---start eating already, would ya?
When I was little, we weren't allowed to listen to Christmas music until after Thanksgiving. Now that I'm all grown up, I sometimes sneak in some carols way before Thanksgiving. (Shhh. Don't tell my mom.) I just love Christmas music so much. I am helped along in my secret rule-breaking by the marketing people of our commercial world who seem to have no qualms about putting up Christmas decorations before we even trick or treat. I love those guys because I can never wait to get the season started!
On Wednesday, I went to the Starbucks drive-thru (which, as a side note, is an idea that should seriously win the Nobel Peace Prize in the category of Most Helpful Invention for the Mothers of the World, Especially the Mothers Who Live In Oregon Where is Drizzles for Six Months of Every Year. What? That's not a category? It totally should be.) and when they handed me the cups, they were CHRISTMAS cups! I know they are just paper products, produced by a huge company, which I'm sure exploits workers somewhere, but I really love them.
Then today, I heard a Christmas carol on the news. Some story about something--I wasn't really paying attention, but still. Christmas music. Hooray! We are only two weeks away from the Christmas season. In true Allison fashion, I am looking forward to my Christmas season unfolding in exactly the same way as last year. And the year before that. And so on. We'll volunteer at the Emanuel Hospital Christmas Party. And I'll cry when Santa arrives, escorted by a fleet of police officers, just like I have for the last six years. We'll go to Zoo Lights and after trooping through the cold, dark, rainy night with thousands of strangers, we'll wonder exactly why we went. Just like every year prior to this one. We'll argue about outside Christmas lights until finally, John will give in and put them up. We'll pack into a crowded gym with kajillions of people to watch our kids perform in their Christmas programs. At least one of the kids will have a terrible cough and fever for pretty much the whole season, so we can feel nice and guilty every time we take them somewhere. We'll drive around town, looking at all the Christmas lights while drinking hot chocolate from beautiful red Starbucks cups. We'll buy gifts for the giving tree. We'll make cookies for Santa and then open up new jammies on Christmas Eve (If you are reading this Amy, we did steal this idea from your mom and dad---what can I say? Bernie was a genius!) And, we'll all be thrilled to add in a new tradition this year--Christmas with Grandma and Grandpa 'Sota (Abby's name for them--her own version of Grandma and Grandpa from Minnesota--just stuck. I can't wait!!!!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Ah, young love
Happy together!
Playing house. I think it was actually going grocery shopping--note the coat.
Do you think they were tired of me bugging them? I think this is a good glimpse into the teenage years, when the expression clearly say "You are a dork. Stop embarrassing me!"
November 4, 2008
As Obama took the stage, Josh, still not sure what was going on, asked "Why are we watching this?" Over the background noise of the crowd of thousands in Chicago, I answered, "Because this is a piece of history." He smiled and said "Yeah, I guess it is." When Obama took the stage and began to speak, I glanced at his face to see his reaction. He was beaming at the TV. Snuggled together on the couch, we watched to the end, until both the Biden and Obama families swarmed the stage in celebration. As he headed off to bed, I said "Thanks for watching with me, buddy." "Thanks for letting me watch history, mom."
Watch history indeed. No matter what your politics, who you voted for or what will happen over the next 4-8 years, no one can deny that it was a magical moment. The students at Spelman college sobbing. The celebrations in the streets of every major city in America. The crowd at Grant Park cheering. And a nine year old boy who asked just as he got to his room, "Are things going to be different now?" Yes, I think so.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Dance Class, Three Year Old Style
Warming up! I think they were making rainbows at this point. The color of Abby's rainbow? Sparkly. I'm pretty sure that's not an actual color. . .
Yikes, little ballerina! Point that toe!
Oh, that's better. Nice toe pointing (and check out that cute little calf muscle) but you seem to be on your own program here.
Teacher Brynn is so patient!
After class- pretty proud of herself. Daddy even brought her a flower, just like a real ballerina!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
It's 11:00. What is your three year old doing?
Please note: A) I wasn't kidding about the painting on the walls with lipstick. Look right above Dora. B) She has on satin pajama bottoms. Hello teenage years. C) The light was not on when I left her room an hour and a half ago. And now it is. Hmmmm. D) From the looks of her hand, there is a blue marker hidden somewhere in that room. And E) Isn't her new little daybed the cutest? It will be even cuter when she has a bed skirt and a window covering made from something other than an old sheet!
I heart soccer!
Me: Can you believe that this is your last game of the season?
James: WHAT??!!?
Me: Remember we talked about this? Soccer ends today.
James: NOOOOOO! But I LOVE soccer!
Me: Well, you can play again in the spring.
James: What does that mean?
Me: Well, there is another season of soccer in a few months.
James: In a few days?
Me: No. In a few months. After Christmas and Valentine's Day.
James: WHAT??!!??
Me: Sorry buddy, that's just the way it is.
James: Geez. By the time that I can play soccer again, I'll be old.
Awwww. Poor James.
Because I was more worried about getting my yogurt parfait from the McDonald's drive thru in time than picking up my camera from where I specifically left it out on the counter, still no pictures. So, please visit the blog of good-mom-who-remembered-her-camera-and-already-has-the-pictures-posted-Judy!
A great Halloween night
We spent the evening with the Denney girls as the lone Denney "boy" was working at the football game on Friday and the oldest Denney girl didn't think Halloween alone as the only grown-up sounded like much fun! John brought Chinese food from one of our favorite places, and we quickly devoured four huge entrees and two orders of BBQ pork. Then it was into costumes and off for an early session of trick or treating. We walked and walked, and the kids hardly seemed to notice how few of the houses we actually stopped at because they were so happy to be walking together. No rain, fairly warm temperatures, the smell of wood smoke and burnt pumpkin mingling together, leaf piles to kick and jump over, some stops at friends' houses--the makings of a perfect Halloween night. All the kids came home with full candy bags and tired feet. Perfect. Halloween just may make it back into my good graces after all!
Still didn't have my camera at this point. For the cutest slide show ever, please visit Teresa's blog today.
And we dance, cha-cha-cha.
So when Josh came home and announced "Mom, today my teacher asked who had someone coming to watch our tampico, and I was the ONLY ONE who didn't raise my hand," I knew that I had to work something out. See, in lieu of a Halloween celebration, the third graders have a fiesta to honor Hispanic heritage month. Which is apparently October. They learned two dances and performed them in the gym at the beginning of the party. A tampico, if I understood things right, is a Costa Rican dance, and they also did the Mexican hat dance.
It was really cool. Nearly fifty kids, all dancing together, the girls in flouncy skirts, the boys with handkerchiefs in each hand. I was so happy I made it.
In order to see the performance, I had to 1) get permission from my principal to leave, 2) find someone to be my student teacher's "substitute" supervisor for the period I would be gone, 3) go to work for the first hour of my day, 4) put on my Halloween costume (all the sixth grade teachers wore our eighth grade football team's uniforms, shoulder pads and all) for a group picture, 5) scarf down some lunch, 6) get my class settled and ready for my student teacher, 7) change out of my costume, 8) rush to the elementary school and park--in the farthest possible spot from the front door, 9) watch the performance, 10) rush back to my car and drive back to my school, 11) wrestle myself back into my costume, and 12) make it back into my class at the exact moment the next period began. Needless to say, I was totally sweating and so HOT by the end of this. I was pretty proud of myself until after school. The first thing my charming child said to me? If you are guessing "Thanks for coming to my performance, Mom!" you would be way wrong. He said, "Mom, I can't believe you missed the singing! That was what I really wanted you to see!" Nice. It's a good thing the dancing was so fun to see, or I might have to cancel Christmas for a certain third grader at my house!
Oh, and one more thing. I didn't bring my camera. Or my camera phone. When one of my fellow mommy bloggers get their posts about this up, I'll edit to add a link. The video Teresa took of Josh dancing is worth a second visit. Such enthusiasm that boy has.
The pumpkin patch. . . again.
Waiting for the bus. Younger siblings aren't allowed on the bus, much to her disappointment.
Hayride with a good friend!
Corn maze. They weren't pleased about having to stop for this picture. At all.
A super cute donkey.
Hey mom, why does he have a number on his ear? Is he for sale? Ummm. Somebody please tell me that he isn't for sale. Because a) he is too cute to become veal parmesan and b) at the rate we are going, I might buy him to bring home as a pet.
Carving Pumpkins
Cutie patootie!
She really was having fun. I don't know why it looks like she is in pain.
Blackmail picture. . . .
Have I mentioned that I really, REALLY want a new camera? What is up with this shot?
